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It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas

I don’t want to worry anyone but it’s nearly Christmas. It’s a difficult time for some, and by that I mean us, apartment dwellers. We need to plan carefully. We don’t need Christmas Carols like the 12 Days of Christmas to remind us that we don’t have room for lavish (more…)

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Cooking is for TV shows not real life

Cooking is for TV shows not real life

  Something is cooking and I can smell it in the lift, the lobby, the car park and even in the street. And it’s coming from INSIDE our block. Really, somebody is cooking in their own kitchen… and it’s a Friday night! I mean who does that? It’s Friday, the (more…)

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Locked out in my PJs with no spare key … aaaargh!

Locked out in my PJs with no spare key … aaaargh!

I have a recurring dream that I’m taking out the recycling, I’ve forgotten to put the lock on the latch and the door closes behind me leaving me stranded in my PJs in the lift lobby with no phone, no money and no dignity. At least I’m not nude, nobody (more…)

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Dardanelle Towers 1: The naked truth

Dardanelle Towers 1:  The naked truth

We recently discovered, hidden deep in the darkest corner of our archives, what seem to be long-forgotten reports from an apartment block with more than its fair share of idiosyncratic characters. Is this place real, or a figment of someone’s imagination? Perhaps you know these people. Maybe it’s your building. (more…)

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Dardanelle Towers 2: Gimme Shelter

Dardanelle Towers 2:  Gimme Shelter

Our Title archivists have found another missive from the troubled strata scheme that is Dardanelle Towers.  We are still making inquiries to try to work out where it is – if, indeed, it exists at all. However, the existence of an old World War 2 bomb shelter suggest it may (more…)

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Tall storeys: Five funny tales of flat life

Tall storeys: Five funny tales of flat life

Over the last 10 or more years our friends at Flat Chat have uncovered just about every apartment living horror story you could ever wish to read.  Here’s list of five of the funniest ones. The Litter Lady. The apartment block doesn’t allow pets, so the cat-loving owner snuck her cat in (more…)

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Dardanelle Towers 3: Parking mad

Dardanelle Towers 3: Parking mad

Parking, terrorism and a health scare dominated the most recent meeting of the Dardanelle Towers executive committee. The parking issue came to the fore when Bernard, our long-suffering chairman was heading off to work only to discover that the locks on his car had been super-glued. Bernard’s car, a Subaru (more…)

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Dardanelle Towers 4 – Executive Perks

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Dardanelle Towers 4 – Executive Perks

What a find! Tucked away in a forgotten corner of a back-up computer drive (if they even have corners) we came across a lost set of minutes from Dardanelle Towers, the most dysfunctional strata scheme in Australia.  Do you know this place? Is it real? Do you live there?  Read (more…)

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