5. Your health (3)
Let’s face it, you are not sacrificing the finest cuts of grain-fed beef and free-range chicken on your ritual pyre. Fatty cheap cuts that you can happily burn to a carcinogenic crisp are more likely to be the order of the day. Add in the processed meats like sausages and bacon that we are constantly warned are full of killer compounds, and you have a cancer cocktail sizzling away on your grill.